(via octopussoir-)
keysmashing:
- type “hfjhfjdhfjshadj”
- little voice in head says “no that’s too repetitive add more variety”
- obey and type “dk;fjaserutae;rE;”
- little voice in head says “no that’s too wild stop going all over the place”
- type “fdjsfreur;ad”
- little voice in head says “ok cool youre getting there good job asshole”
(via lazyscranton-archive)
wht if p diddy was actually called pete diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because its too late to correct everyone but every night he goes homes and cries and whispers to himself ‘my name is pete’
(Source: shantih, via theabsurdwiththevulgar-deactiva)
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU SMOKE THAT POT. I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER IS FACING AN ENQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!
Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on staying sober, your father and I are so proud.
(via formerly-ugly-scientist)
(via scrantonwitchproject)
(via fckyeahfreaksandgeeks)
Newborn Pandas.
